1
$\begingroup$

I had a weird dream about my boobs being as hard as a morning stiffy

oh and for some reason thinking of my fiancee in the same dream made me pregnant and I was still stuck in my house with the man I live with

not just the nipples :p both breasts. oh and I just stood on my head for a microsecond

I has a son already

$\endgroup$

closed as off-topic by user3116, AliceD, Arnon Weinberg, Steven Jeuris May 23 '16 at 14:19

This question appears to be off-topic. The users who voted to close gave this specific reason:

  • "Questions about the behavior of an individual person are off-topic. If you are concerned about a potential medical issue, please seek the advice of a medical professional. For more information, see Why was my self-help question closed as off-topic?." – AliceD, Arnon Weinberg, Steven Jeuris
If this question can be reworded to fit the rules in the help center, please edit the question.